On this very special day of love and sexiness, I felt it was my obligation to bring to you:
SURFERWIFE'S SEXIEST ATHLETE
Any guesses who that might be? Definitely not Big Ben Rapistberger, nor is it Snotty Nose Face Eli Manning.
This athlete is from a sport I don't love. Lucky for this sport, I will pay attention because of the hotness it shoves into my face each year. Particularly from this piece of British ass.
Happy Valentine's Day, readers. This is my gift to you.... Shall we dip him in chocolate, first?